contraception:

a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop

(via fruitcrocs)

proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

(via fruitcrocs)

a-goddessofmischief:

parnela-lansbury:

kenezbian:

soulmate AU where you wake up on your 18th birthday with the first words your soulmate will say to you tattooed on your body so you’ll know them when you meet them

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admittedly, there are a few bugs in the system

I think its perfect.

I chuckled, I mean… The facial expressions… Fantastic…

(via dontblinkagain)

“Our culture has accepted two huge lies. The first is that if you disagree with someone’s lifestyle, you must fear or hate them. The second is that to love someone means you agree with everything they believe or do. Both are nonsense. You don’t have to compromise convictions to be compassionate.”

Rick Warren

(via stability)

(via dontblinkagain)

gnarly:

I love it when people compliment my hair like thank you I grew it myself

(via fruitcrocs)

queensuperwholock:

gingergiggles:

paimon001:

nachosinthetardis:

there are nice americans

there are rude americans

there are nice brits

there are rude brits

there are nice canadians

there’s justin bieber

Every year on Canadian Thanksgiving, we perform a ritual to purge ourselves of our rudeness, Bieber absorbs it all. He was never meant to escape, we are sorry.

He was never meant to escape.

…I’ve only seen this legendary post in screenshots

(via itsstuckyinmyhead)

  • Bro 1: bro let's get matching anchor tattoos
  • Bro 2: why bro?
  • Bro 1: so our broship doesn't float away
  • Bro 2: bro..

khaleesri:

"no homo" I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of genotypes. I am Gregor Mendel. 

(via sadspaghetti)

mooseleys:

answering the door when you’re home alone like

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(via fruitcrocs)

“Party In the U.S.S.R.” by Miley Czyrovanjkovich

(via quietzombiegirl)

jcatgrl:

mermaidofspace:

karmapoliceofficer:

everyone you’ve ever loved has said some problematic shit: a novel 

you have also said some problematic shit: the sequel

having said problematic shit does not necessarily make you or anyone else a bad person, just be aware of it, don’t say it again, and don’t make fucking excuses for people who continue to say problematic shit: the thrilling conclusion

(via shrineart)

bewbin:

WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT? SHE HAD HER WHOLE LIFE AHEAD OF HER